School.

Let's go through a short summary of what has happened since school start.

MONDAY

First day of school, change of classroom to a bigger one =D But its like fourth floor... =.=
And Xu Su for the first time was kind to us and gave us one more day to hand in our du shu bao gao. Then I went home to have tution with Mr LEE. My Santa Claus teacher Then i went to cut my hair into...

TUESDAY

Ok i cut my hair until spiky =.= anyway it looks nicer liddat... Had a little fringe which i had to make myself... Ok then Xu Su gave us another day to do our chi hw cuz more then 70% of us nv hand in. Then went to drama to choose SYF script, then we chose a Agatha Cristie script which was murder mistery.

WEDNESDAY

Nothing much happened. I go back to have tution with LEE again.

THURSDAY
Here's where i want to say : FUCK MR YUEN!!!! PRAISE HABIBAH A.K.A faT.
After sch went to the music room for NDP rehearsal. And I couldnt get off that stupid role. And the students in the script (who are supposed to be a little pai kia), Mr Janson Yuen gave those students role to pansies like wtf???? He give to Hiumun (Ok) Heng Yee (Sucks, but good at identifying spelling errors in Hang Ren's name), Audrey (She pai kia meh?), and worst of the worst, Yan Ling. She like dun talk AT ALL!!!?? Her voice like some primary sch kid, which makes her look like some extra inside the 4 students. And she basically doesnt look pai kia. Mr Janson Yuen, you suck big time. If he coach us confirm will gg the NDP Peformance. Aloy also sms Hang Ren Darren Koh some shit about Mr Yuen that he is shit.

Ok then after awhile, Habibah go write on the board Mr Yuen lives in Geylang. Then he see liao, angry, like he first time meet us liddat. Then whine finish liao he say he no mood to continue liao, ask us go home. Ok you no mood then we no mood do NDP k? Waste my time sia.

FRIDAY

Wooo sch end earlier... I cannot remember what happened on Friday... Just that Gayrett and Chung Lin psp kanna confiscated by miss lim... Terms of return, at least 80% in their science test.

Quiz again...

Another quiz..... tagged by jac and nothing else to blog about so doing it...

#1 The person who tagged you is:
Jaclyn??

#2 Your relationship with him/her is:
Friend and nothing else.

#3 Your 5 impressions of him/her:
1. -
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -

#4 The most memorable thing he/she has done for you:
Steal things from the lost and found place and give some to me XP

#5 The most memorable word he/she has said to you:
Maple rawx??

#6 If he/she becomes your lover, you will:
No thx

#7 If he/she was your lover, a few things he/she has to improve on will be:
Let's not think about it, shall we??

#8 If he/she becomes your enemy, you will:
Spam Mr. Lee(s)

#9 If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
She stole my cheese.

#10 The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
X_X

#11 Your overall impression of her is:
-

#12 How do you think about how people around you will feel about you:
Hahaha nice question

#13 The character you love about yourself are:
Geetah?

#14 On the contrary, things you hate about yourself are:
Only known to Darren Koh Han(g) Ren

#15 The most ideal person you want to be is:
John Petrucci? Or just a good guitarist

#16 For people that care about and like you, say something to them:
To Darren: Go to Chung Lin
To Joel: DOTA!!!!
To Gayrett: Shuffle somemore
To Darren (again): FARKING COME GUITAR LESSONS!!!
To P6: When are we meeting up?
To Kaya: Continue learning guitar
To Lex: Very strong lah
To Marisa: Quit whining
To Heng Yee: Don't so concerned about Darren's name next time.
To Darren (yet again): _|_
To people reading this: It's long right???
To Marisa: Don't whine and drive

#17 Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wish to know how they feel about you
Firstly, I'm going to just randomly put names
Secondly, I have nothing else to say so let's continue
Thirdly, I wish I can bribe Gayren

1. Darren
2. Kumar (Black gay)
3. Audrey
4. Karen
5. Ari
6. Gayrett or Garrett
7. Hiu mun
8. Kumarahn (The cool and new style of black)
9. Weixiong
10. Priya

#18 Who's 6 having a relationshop with? (Gayrett)
No one. He has no eyebrow.

#19 Is 9 a female or male? (Weixiong)
She-Male
Nah just kidding Male

#20 If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? (Priya and Hiumun)
o_O?? Lesbians

#21 How about no.8 and 5? (Kumarrahn and Ari)
WOOOO!!! Double blacks!! PERFECT!!!

#22 What is no.2 studying about? (Kumar)
How to be gay??

#23 When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? (Audrey)
The last thing she told me was that my shirt rocks? (Wth does that mean?)

#24 What kind of music band does no.8 like? (Kumarrahn)
A7X

#25 Does no.1 has any siblings? (Gayren)
The Pet Chung Lin

#26 Will you woo no.3? (Audrey)
No. Fullstop.

#27 How about no.7? (Hiumun)
No. Fullstop. Again.

#28 Is no.4 single? (Karen)
Yes

#29 What's the surname of no.5? (Ari + godknows what)
Ari? How would I know?

#30 What's the hobby of no.4? (Karen)
Dunno... Jumping?

#31 Do no.5 and and 9 get along well? (Ari and Weixiong)
Uh yah

#32 Where is no.2 studying at? (Kumar)
Queenstown Secondary

#33 Talk something casually about no.1 (Darren)
First thing, I don't feel like talking casually but:
FARKING STOP LEARNING DRUMS AND LEARN GUITAR WITH ME

#34 Have you tried developing feelings for no.8? (Kumarrahn)
Omg yes of course! But he chose Joel =(

#35 Where does no.9 live at? (Weixiong)
No idea

#36 What color does no.4 like? (Karen)
Dunno.... Err.... Pink?

#37 Are no.5 and 1 best friends? (Darren and Ari!!! *clap*)
YES!! MORE THEN THAT!!
Darren: Girlfriend
Ari: Boyfriend
Together they become some gay couple

#38 Does no.7 like no.2? (Hiumun and... KUMAR!!??)
The world will die if that happens

#39 How do you get to know no.2? (Kumar)
In drama after finding out he camouflages every where he goes










(Notice you don't see anybody there? Thing is, Kumar is there, just that you can't see him)

#40 Does no.1 have any pets? (Darren)
Pet Chung Lin

#41 Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? (Hiumun)
*Pukes*

50 Excuses to Talk to Someone

50 Excuses to Talk to Someone
1.Hi.
2.Do you have some money?
3.I have a psp, so cool!!!
4.You need some water? I got my saliva.
5.Your hair is horrible.
6.I'm Bobby Lee! From Mad TV!!
7.You see that guy? His my gayfriend.
8.YATAA!!!!
9.Where do you go for vacation? Wait, I know, Iraq.
10.Whos your favourite terrorist?
11.Give me your glasses.
12.Where's the loo?
13.Today is Friday the 13th? Or is it?
14.Are you gay?
15.Save the cheerleader, save the world.
16.See this handphone? it may look like nothing, but it's a bomb, which will explode with the force of 100 C-4s' and vaporise everyone, including you, into nothing. And me.
17.I saw one of those middle Eastern Terrorist.
18.Did you kill someone?
19.I'|\/| TH3 L33t 0F J00!! I'm T3h P0\/\/I3FUI oF AII OfF M00 N t3H g@y!!
20.Look at what I can do!
21.o0o
22.It's me! Mas Selamat! Remember?
23.OH MY GOD!!! HIS AN ALIEN!!! HEEELP!!
24.O RLY?
25.YA RLY!
26.This is tomorrow's newspaper, today. It says here you were killed by me.
27.My PSP is cooler then yours!! Jewb.
28.Kill Whities
29.I thought you were going to propose to me
30.We need to talk.
31.I believe in 72 virgins.
32.I tried to call the suicide hotline, but couldn't get through, so I chose you.
33.You know why Mas Selamat is a half man half woman? BECAUSE HE IS WANTED!!!(one-third) HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!! Courtesy to Joel and none to priya.
34.I love William Hung, do you?
35.My grandpa can cook better.
36.Do you belive in Chuck Norris? As a god?
37.Achmed > Walter or Walter > Achmed?
38.I PRAAAIISE YOU!!
39.Hello, I'm blind, can you help me cross the road?
40.You see that rock? That's my pillow.
41.YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
42.I'm warning... you... Better... sing.... national... anthem....
43.I'm the King Dinosaur!
44.I'm Barney!!!
45.Home Alone with Michael Jackson? Wanna start filming today?
46.The Britons had their way with one Scottish Warlord I remember, Marcus McCloud
47.Dammit!
48.You know what I watch? I watch 24, Scrubs, CSI, Family Guy, Simpsons, Numb3rs, Early Edition and many more! Wanna come my house?
49.I am pwepawing a spweech faw mai dweam haos yu knaow?
50.You got to play WoW! You got to play WoW! You got to play WoW! You got to play it everyday!

Where's William Hung??

Omg where's William Hung? I thought I said I was gonna blog about him??? (all those see details below)

As it turned out, I couldn't catch him in the chicken coop, so I don't think I can blog about him. Maybe tomorrow, once farmer Sam is here.

Guitar Stuff

Anyway I feel like ranting about guitar stuffs no one understands.
Heres my list of my favourite guitarists or guitarists I think are good: (no particular order)
1.Michael Angelo Batio (Guitar god)
2.John Petrucci
3.Randy Rhoads
4.Ozzy
5.Tom Morello
6.Herman Li
7.Dave Mustaine
8.Jason Becker (paralysed =( )
9.Friedman
10.Slash
11.Eric Clapton
12. All those in Top 10 Shredders
13.Jimi Hendrix
14.Eddie Van Halen
15.Buckethead
16.Other Metal guitarists

And to those people who dunno why mainstream guitarist are not here, it's cause their songs are a 100X easier then metal songs and no skills are shown in the process of guitar playing so they are not reknowned in the world of guitar.

Anyway I feel like telling you more about Michael Angelo Batio... but on second thoughts, no cuz when my brother showed me a video of him playing his double guitar solo last time when I was still listening mainstream, I didnt care so you guys wouldn't care too =(

Anyway here's the video


Anyway feel like posting my top favourite songs:
1.In the Presence of Enemies Part 1 (Dream Theater)
2.Hangar 18 (Megadeth)
3.Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence IV - The Test that Stumped Them All (Dream Theater)
4.Sweet Child O Mine (Guns N' Roses)
5.The Glass Prison (Dream Theater)
6.Blind Faith (Dream Theater)
7.Technical Difficulties (Racer X)
8.Hit The Floor (Bullet For My Valentine)
9.S C A R S (X Japan)
10.No Boundaries (Michael Angelo Batio)
11.Constant Motion (Dream Theater)
12.Hotel California (The Eagles not William Hung's version)
13.The Dark Eternal Night (Dream Theater)
14.Rust In Peace... Polaris (Megadeth)
15.Take No Prisoners (Megadeth)

Honourable Mention:
Rough Landing Holly (Yellowcard)
The only mainstream song I like now. Don' t it own??

Quiz

Since Kaya tagged me to do his quiz and i have no ideas about what else to blog here other then William Hung i might as well do it. A. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B. Tag 10 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.





1. What do you think an ideal best friend should be like?
Eh...... Darren Koh Hang Ren?
2. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
Become a pro guitarist in the next 10 years and have my shitty hair away.
3. Who's life would you want to takeaway most?
Iv changed my mind, its not Uwe Boll, but William Hung.
4. What would u do if u were given a billion bucks?
Buy a new guitar with best quality 9 inch strings and best quality pick ups and a whammy bar and bribe Darren to sign up guitar lessons with me
5. What happens if u found urself in John Petrucci's Lesson room?
I would beg him and bribe him with the billion bucks by god to teach me guitar =D
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved by someone.
7. Do you like sports?
Err no.
8. What happens if u were given a chance of a lifetime to be given professional training for guitar?
I would basically accept it duh.
9. Do you believe in ghosts?
Uh huh
10. If the person you like secretly is already attached, what would you do?
Dunno.
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years' time?
Covering guitar solos on youtube =D
12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
Friends
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Uhh havnt seen him for a long time but his a soccer frenzy fan from what I see his blog is
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Let's not think about it.
15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Please don't be suprised but the first thing I do is not pleh the guitar but I just on the computer
16. What's your favourite band?
Dream Theater, Megadeth and other metal bands
17. How would you rate the perfection of you life now?
Uhh shit
18. What type of people do you hate?
People like William Hung and Teck Leon and nerds.

TAGGED..... 1) No one 2) No one 3) No one 4) No one 5) No one 6) No one 7) No one 8) No one 9) No one 10) No one

Oh yeah priya.

For some reason I made this very colourful....

Wow?

Ok i havnt been blogging for very long cuz i seriously didnt feel like blogging other than me kidnapping priya's blog =(

Ok heres a summary of what has happened to me in the past few days in no particular order:
1.Change of mainstream songs to heavy metal songs
2.Change of a7x to Megadeth and Dream Theater and others












3. Improvement of Guitar skills
4.Continuation of Hotel California solo
5.Loved Tecky more XP
6.Changed my electric guitar strings to a thinner one












7.Changed favourite guitarist from Synyster to John Petrucci and Michael Angelo Batio
8.Respected Uwe Boll more (more details below)
9.Become more emo and lonely =(
10.Got sabo-ed to a totally inappropriate role for the NDP performance =( so look out for NDP and see me get embarrassed =(
11.Uploaded my mp4 with loads of Mad TV stuff esp the Hannah Montana Drug Party
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ymLTO-GxZoQ
12.Went to Darrens grandma house with gayrett and gay-ed there?
13.Kidnapped Priya's blog and made her look like a sick psycho lover of Chandru
14.Realized how bad William Hung is (more details below AGAIN)
15.Installed Rome: Total War and start to kill people in great numbers =D
16.Iv become lamer
17.Thats all what else you want me to say
18.I became sick with a bad cough
19.Went to drama camp
20.Okok enuff thx