Monday, August 25, 2008

Quiz

Another tagged quiz by Kaya.

#1 The first person who tag/pass you is?
Kaya the Peanut the ManU Fan (now he gonna get whacked by Rafael)
#2Your relationship with him/her?
My good P6 Friend.
#3Your five impression of him?
1. His a soccer maniac. 2. He loves Man U 3. His a guitarist =D 4. His Kaya? 5. Blank
#4 The most memorable thing he/she had done for you ?
He picked up guitar >=D
#5 The most memorable thing he/she had said to you?
Long time ago dun rmb =(
#6 If he/she become your lover, you will ?
YES AHH!!! I HAVE GAY PARTNER NOW!!
#7 If he/she become your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be ?
Become a female AHAHAHA
#8 If he/she become your enemy, you will ?
Err divorce.
#9 If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be ?
Dunno too hard on me in bed >=X
#10 The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is ?
I want to fk off from these gay questions like now.
#11 Your overall impression of him/her is ?
Stop asking about him.
#12 How do you think people around you will feel about you ?
Im small and quiet =(
#13 The characters you love of yourself are ?
I hate myself
#14 On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are ?
Im a emo freak at home
#15 The most ideal person you want to be is ?
Michael Angelo the painter. Naw Michael Angelo Batio the guitarist
#16 For people that care and like you, say something to them ?
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
#17 Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you.Pass to people with blogs only. I try to rmb ur full names haha.( No rankings and some comments as well!)
1. Sui Zhi, go make blog lah anyway I still dunno your full name
2. Chua Ke Le (Kaya's 2nd choice sounds like Chua Kia Kee AHAHAHA)
3. Jaclyn Ng Cheah Yee, No Comments
4. Si Hui, Wow Im juz copying from his list
5. Wong Zhi Hao, so cool right my name here
6. Jerome Tan, I still remembered your surname man lol let me in your blog leh.
7. The Banglah or Moneypriyabalahchandrugupta, NICE FANBLOG WOO!!
8. Jillene Koh The Screamo, I know you can scream very loudly lah but dunnit show off your screamo abilities in public.
9. Joel Yeo Song Qi, No blog. Xu Su favours me more then you >=D
10. North Korea, i love north korea
#18 Who is no.6 having relationship with ?
I ask him?? =D
#19 Is no.9 a male or female ?
Gay
#20 If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
Banglah and North Korea?? That will be such a cultural exchange
#21 What is no.2 studying about?
How to have big boobs. Or so says Joel
#22 When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
Long long tam ago
#23 What kind of music band does no.8 like?
She loves CHRISTIAN SONGS!!!????? Cuz shes a god fanatic lover. If I became an aethist she will screamo at me everyday
#24 Does no.1 have any siblings?
His lil bro whom he refuses to punch.
#25 Will you woo no.3?
Jaclyn.Sorry but no haha. Sorry but no haha.
#26 How about no.7?
Shes with Rafael >=D Why would I woo that banglah shes like gave Joel MEDICINE as present
#27 Is no.4 single?
Err noone wants her =(
#28 What is the surname of no.5?
Wong Cant Sing
#29 What's the hobby of no.10?
They like to PRAISE YOU and North Korea. Like I PRAISE YOU KIM JONG -iL!!!! And then they like to build nuclear stuffs so that they will be the next Chernobyl.
#30 Does no.5 and 9 get along well?
Zhihao and pearl.Nope, they dun even noe each other. But they have similar built u noe haha (Wah lau kaya who can you insult my size)
Me and Joel??? YES!!! Lord Yeo is my Lord and My King and My Emperor.
#31 Where is no.2 studying at?
At the big boobs college.
#32 Talk something casually about no.1.
He loves Karen
#33 Have you tried developing feelings for no.6 ?
WHAT!!
#34 Where does no.9 live at?
Some god loved place
#35 What colour does no.4 like ?
Sorry, dunno haha. and Sorry, dunno again
#36 Are no.1 and 5 best friend?
No. But we fake relationship =D
#37 Does no.1 have any pets?
Dunno??
No.#38 Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
FUCK!!
#39 What is no. 6 doing now?
Dunno???

Why the sky so high =D

HELLO EVERYBODEH!!! I HOPE YOU LIKED MY "FAN" BLOG!!!! BUT I DON'T LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE IT!!???

Since Im lazy to blog, I will give you all a long long story to read

And it's title Why the Sky so High =.=
It starts with long ago not once upon a time or a long long time ago.

The sky was so low you could touch it.



Long ago, the Sky was quite low. (So interesting) If you stood on a stool and stretched your hands up as high as they would go, you could touch the Sky.

(WOOOW!!!)

At that time, far on the Horizon, where the Sky was always especially low, there was a village. In that village, in a little mud hut thatched with straw, there lived a bent Old Woman. (sad)


This bent Old Woman was the oldest woman in that village, possibly the oldest woman in the world. (sadder) She was so old she no longer remembered any other way of being. She lived all alone in her little mud hut, for she had neither friend nor family left in this world. (sounds like someone) She had nowhere to go and no one to talk to. So all day long, she would potter round her hut, first cleaning this corner, now dusting that, now scrubbing this bit of floor, now sweeping that. The bent Old Woman thought of nothing else any more, except more and more ways of sweeping and scrubbing her little mud hut. (Sounds like another person)
The bent Old Woman swept and dusted all day long.
One hot summer, the land was dry with thirst. There was dust everywhere - on the trees, on the roofs of huts and houses, in people's throats and eyes, even in the air. All over the village people were coughing and sneezing and choking with the dust. Even the poor old Sky was not spared - it was so close to the ground that the slightest bit of wind would set it coughing with the dust that rose from the parched land. (OH NOO!!)

The bent Old Woman's hut too was covered with dust. The old woman swept and swept and swept the little hut with her broom. She swept the inside of her hut, she swept the outside of her hut, she swept the front step and she swept the front yard. But the dust rose all around her in great brown clouds - the more she swept and plied her broom, the more the dust that rose from the earth.

The poor Sky began to choke with all the dust that the bent Old Woman was raising with her broom. The dust got into its throat and tickled its nose and made it sneeze - a great big sneeze that shook the world with its thunder. (OMG JOEL IN ACTION) People covered their heads and ran indoors in fright. But the bent Old Woman barely noticed - she kept on sweeping with her broom.

The Sky sneezed again - the dust was becoming unbearable. It got into its eyes and made them water - so that great heavy drops of rain began falling into the dry dust below. The bent Old Woman barely noticed - till finally a big splodgy raindrop fell right on to the patch she had just swept.

The bent Old Woman glared at the Sky and scrubbed the splodgy raindrop away. But then another raindrop fell, and another, till her swept and scrubbed front step was blotchy with raindrops. (ITS RAAIINIING!!)

The bent Old Woman cursed the sky. This was more than the bent Old Woman could bear. She stood up as straight as she could with her bent old back and shook her fist at the Sky yelling at it to stop raining on her nice clean front step. She cursed the Sky and threatened it, but the poor old Sky couldn't stop raining - its eyes were still so full of dust with all her sweeping.

At last, the bent Old Womajn was so angry, that she picked up her broom, and thwacked the Sky with it. (ow)

The Sky gave another great sneeze and jumped out of her way. But the bent Old Woman kept thwacking it with her broom, again and again and again. (A angrier version of Jillene)

Finally the Sky could take it no more - the dust, the Old Woman's cursing, and especially her broom, thwacking it again and again and again. Sneezing and coughing, thundering and raining, the Sky flew up, up and away - out of reach of the Old Woman's broom and swore never to come down again. (See lah jillene)

So that is why the Sky is so high. Even on the Horizon, where it seems to be touching the earth, it really isn't any more.

-
A folktale from Bengal, retold by Rohini Chowdhury

WHAT AN AMAZING STORY EH!!! SO COOL!!! Now I shall reveal who is the old woman.... She is... Mdm Wong.

Anyway the story is very nice as it allows me to blog without effort >=D

Oh and my "fan" club that guitar picture its beautiful. Glad to know that The Banglah likes that guitar