50 Excuses to Talk to Someone

50 Excuses to Talk to Someone
1.Hi.
2.Do you have some money?
3.I have a psp, so cool!!!
4.You need some water? I got my saliva.
5.Your hair is horrible.
6.I'm Bobby Lee! From Mad TV!!
7.You see that guy? His my gayfriend.
8.YATAA!!!!
9.Where do you go for vacation? Wait, I know, Iraq.
10.Whos your favourite terrorist?
11.Give me your glasses.
12.Where's the loo?
13.Today is Friday the 13th? Or is it?
14.Are you gay?
15.Save the cheerleader, save the world.
16.See this handphone? it may look like nothing, but it's a bomb, which will explode with the force of 100 C-4s' and vaporise everyone, including you, into nothing. And me.
17.I saw one of those middle Eastern Terrorist.
18.Did you kill someone?
19.I'|\/| TH3 L33t 0F J00!! I'm T3h P0\/\/I3FUI oF AII OfF M00 N t3H g@y!!
20.Look at what I can do!
21.o0o
22.It's me! Mas Selamat! Remember?
23.OH MY GOD!!! HIS AN ALIEN!!! HEEELP!!
24.O RLY?
25.YA RLY!
26.This is tomorrow's newspaper, today. It says here you were killed by me.
27.My PSP is cooler then yours!! Jewb.
28.Kill Whities
29.I thought you were going to propose to me
30.We need to talk.
31.I believe in 72 virgins.
32.I tried to call the suicide hotline, but couldn't get through, so I chose you.
33.You know why Mas Selamat is a half man half woman? BECAUSE HE IS WANTED!!!(one-third) HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!! Courtesy to Joel and none to priya.
34.I love William Hung, do you?
35.My grandpa can cook better.
36.Do you belive in Chuck Norris? As a god?
37.Achmed > Walter or Walter > Achmed?
38.I PRAAAIISE YOU!!
39.Hello, I'm blind, can you help me cross the road?
40.You see that rock? That's my pillow.
41.YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
42.I'm warning... you... Better... sing.... national... anthem....
43.I'm the King Dinosaur!
44.I'm Barney!!!
45.Home Alone with Michael Jackson? Wanna start filming today?
46.The Britons had their way with one Scottish Warlord I remember, Marcus McCloud
47.Dammit!
48.You know what I watch? I watch 24, Scrubs, CSI, Family Guy, Simpsons, Numb3rs, Early Edition and many more! Wanna come my house?
49.I am pwepawing a spweech faw mai dweam haos yu knaow?
50.You got to play WoW! You got to play WoW! You got to play WoW! You got to play it everyday!